Star Awards 2006

Hahaz... juz watched Star Awards 2006.... ok la... its a way to spend a sundae nite...


This yr's Star Awards is rather different... this yr's was held in St. James Pwer Station Power House... to me... it was really small... and really not tt glam as the star awards i've watched before... and the opening... some silver guys doing half robot and half lyrical dance... it was juz TERRIBLE... but tts not the worst tt happened in the show hahaz...


I can't remember all the awards... so i'll juz remember those tt actually matter to ppl watching the show hahaz...


Impt Award #1: Supporting Actor and Actress...


Yay!.. Hong Hui Fang won... she looks like my mum... so i like her hahaz... anw.. i dun mind any of the 5 nominees to win... i like all of them hahaz.... as for supporting actor... dat guy won again.... cant remmeber his name... juz knw he got vewi big and gross eyes... well.. tts not the pt... but i still dun like him hahaz...

Impt Award #2: Most POPULAR Newcomer...


Or... we can put it as Most POORTHING NEWCOMER... Aww.... somehow.. this guy comes into the Singapore entertainment business and makes every darn thing on TV look like a CHARITY event... and HEY!... this award is judged by votes!!... so there!.. another chance for all the singapreans to show wad good samaritans they are!... although tt guy might not be able to really act... and i'll agree he sings veri well... but who cares.... he'll still win... but juz think abt it... if he wasnt blind do u think he'll still can get the support he has now... juz feel unfair tt other artise put in as much effort... or even more than he had put in... and they all lose to him bcoz tt he's "popular".... haiz.... altho he says he's not getting advantages.. he clearly getting alot of it....



PS: Shi Xin Huey's Rxn is SOOOOOOO BIG..... we knw u've got a new album... ur songs aren't tt nice anywayz.... and i seriously think Jason and EEEEE are MOre than GOOD FRENS hahaz....


Impt Award #3: Best Actor and Actress


Li Nan Xing won... how "surprising" hahaz....


But Ivy Lee is always entertaining... her facial expressions when she wins are juz so funny and adorable hahaz... she's real... not like some ppl hahaz.... and wad happened to Ann Kok's hair... its juz creepy hahaz... one of the most terrible fashion disaster i've seen todae...

Impt Award #4: Top 10 Females


I gotta sae.... now Wang Ren Fu is more pleaisn to the eye le hahaz... coz i got a new guy tt i hate....



Top Ten List

• Kym Ng
  
• Fiona Xie


• Felicia Chin


• Quan Yi Feng


• Xiang Yun


• Jeanette Aw


• Jesseca Liu
  
• Michelle Chia


• Huang Biren


• Rui En
  

Basically... im happy wif who won!... i like all of them.... and they are all damn poised hahaz... all so calm... not like the guys... which made this part rather boring to watch hahaz...

Impt Award #5: Top Ten Males

They got Zhang Jia Hui and Xuan Xuan to give the awards... b4 tt they still played a clip when Zhang Jia Hui gave out the supportng actor and actress awards... bcoz he cant pronouce chinese that well... but he was damn funny hahaz... the whole time was a LOL moment hahaz..... and some of the guy's name are vewi difficult to pronounce

Top Ten List:

• Bryan Wong


• Edmund Chen


• Vincent Ng


• Mark Lee


• Christopher Lee


• Tay Ping Hui


• Elvin Ng


• Gurmit Singh


• Qi Yu Wu


• Eeeeee.....

ALMOST all of them i itnk deserve to win this!... Elvin Ng is damn funny hahaz... he so nervous... and he made everyone below the stagfe nervous too hahaz... he damn farnie hahaz... Gurmit Singh oso damn funny hahaz.... and the part when he touched Zhang Jia Hui's head and him touching his head back was so funny hahaz.... But i was still kinda pissed off wif the results... coz Chen Han Wei never win.... neither did Ternece Cao... or Julian Hee... well... wad can i sae... HAIZ~~

After watching the show.... i came up with a conclusion....


::HOW TO SUCEED IN SINGAPORE'S E BIZ::



not everyone can be a superstar.... i knw i cant hahaz.... but there are ppl who can!... like the show said... to suceed in singapore... u must haf a good fortune.... However... if u dun haf tt FULL 100% of good fortune... like these ppl

there's always some other ways:



Method No. 1:

Dun care abt how u look.... coz trust me... once u win a contest and get signed.... it really doesnt matter how u look like coz they will desgin ur very own avatar which will Dance for U, Go to the Phototshoots for U... and msot inportantly... it will cover all ur stunts tt haf to be performed in ur Music Videos...








Method No.2:

Applicable if u haf a Very Beautiful Voice but not so impressive Exterior... Go Handicapped.... no elaboration




Method No. 3:

If u joined a Competition... and ur opponent is someone with an disadvantage... Let him win... and be His bes fren!... Den sooner than u knw it... everyone will remmeber ur first name... and tt ur that guy's fren




Method No.4:

Make urself Visible... when ur fren wins the award... SCREAM at the top of ur voice for him!!... Cry even... this works exceptionally well if u juz have an album coming out!!...




Thus... i choose to be unfamous hahaz... its juz too high a price for me.... but if u really want it... join a competition nad PRAY HARD tt it will be a clean fight!

in the words of Paris Hilton:

...Stars are Blind...